28 Apr
Escort Board Lingo
Author: Julie
For all of you who want to know what the acronyms mean…
69: Two people giving each other oral sex simultaneously
A-Levels: Anal sex (used primarily in the UK)
AC/DC: Bisexual
Agency: A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for multiple escorts.
AMP: Asian Massage Parlor
Analingus: Stimulation of the anus with the tongue/mouth
Around the world: Oral, vaginal, and anal sex in the same session
Asian : Analingus
Asian Cowgirl: Girl on top, squatting
Asian Micro: AMP run out of an apartment instead of being a legitimate business
ASP: Adult Service Provider
ATF: All time favorite
ATM (or A2M): Ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
Attempts: Trying to orgasm
AWO: Anal without a condom
B&S: Bait and switch, where the person who shows up is not the same as advertised
BB: Bareback (not using a condom)
BBBF: Bareback butt fuck
BBBJ: Bareback blowjob – blowjob w/o a condom
BBBJTC: Bareback BJ to completion
BBBJTCCIF(or COF): Bareback BJ to completion and cum in/on her face
BBBJTCIM: Bareback BJ to completion in mouth
BBBJTCNQNS: Bareback BJ to completion in mouth, no quit, no spit
BBBJTCWS: Bareback BJ to completion with swallow
BBBJWF: Bareback BJ with facial
BBFS: Bareback Full Service (vaginal sex w/o condom)
BBW: Big, beautiful woman
BCD: Behind closed doors
BDSM: Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sado-masochism
BFE: Boyfriend experience
BJ: Blowjob (oral sex on a male)
BLS: Ball licking and sucking
Blue Pill (or Little Blue Pill): Viagra (or Cialis or Levitra)
Brown Shower: Scat (feces) play
Call Girl: Specific type of escort who works for and is dispatched by an agency
CBJ: Covered BJ (BL w/ condom)
CD: Cross dresser
CDS: Covered doggy style
CFS: Covered full service (sex w/ a condom)
CG: Cowgirl (sex position)
CID: Cum in Deep (allowing for uncovered penetration/ejaculation) 1
CIF (or COF): Cum in Face/Cum on Face (Facial)
CIM: Cum in mouth
CIMWS: Cum in mouth with swallow
CL: Craigslist
CMD: Carpet matches drapes (pubic hairs matches head hair)
COB: Cum on body/Cum on boobs
Cover: Condom
Cruising: Driving around looking for street-based sex workers
Cups of Coffee: Orgasms
DAP: Digital anal probe (finger in the butt)
DATO: Dining at the O (analingus)
DATY: Dining at the Y (cunnilingus)
DDE: Does do extras – no sexual contact (refers to private dancers, primarily)
DDP: Digital double penetration (finger in the butt and cunt)
DDG: Drop dead gorgeous
DFK: Deep French kissing
Donation: Payment
Double(s): Threesome with two providers
DP: Double penetration (one in the cunt, one in the ass)
DIY: Do it yourself (masturbation)
DS: Doggy style (sex position)
DSL: Dick sucking lips (pouty, thick lips)
DT: Deep throat
Escort: Temporary companion for hire
Extraball: Have sex multiple times
Facial: Cumming on your partner’s face
FBSM: Full body sensual massage
FIA: Finger in the ass
FIV: Finger in the vagina
FOB: Fresh off the boat. Refers to an immigrant new to the U.S. (usually Asian)
FR: Field review (used primarily in Europe)
FS: Full service (BJ + vaginal sex)
Get Comfortable: Get completely naked (in prep for sex)
GFE: Girlfriend experience. typically DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS, & MSOG
GFE Lite: GFE with CBJ
GFE+ (or ++): GFE w/ extras such as anal, CIM/CIF, etc.)
GND: Girl next door (nice looking girl who’s not a “model” type)
Greek: Anal sex
GS: Golden shower (pee play)
GSM: G-spot massage
Half and Half (1/2 & 1/2): BJ + vaginal sex
Happy Ending: A facilitated release/orgasm via BJ/HJ at the conclusion of a massage
Hardwood Floor: Clean shaven/waxed pussy
Hat: Condom
HDH: High-dollar hottie (expensive escort, generally $500/hr +)
HJ: Handjob (manual stimulation of genitals by the escort)
HM: High mileage
HWP: Height/Weight proportionate
Hobbyist: Client who sees escorts as a form of hobby
Hooker: Prostitute
Incall: Appointment where the client comes to the provider
Italian: Cock rubbing between butt cheeks
John: Term used for clients, primarily of street-based prostitutes
Kitty: Pussy/Vagina
LD: Lap dance
LDL: Low dollar looker
LE: Law enforcement
LFK: Light French kissing
LT: Long Term (Overnight)
LTR: Long-term relationship (escort enjoys regular clients)
Mamasan: Female manager of a massage parlor
Matinee: Afternoon appointment
MILF: Mom I’d like to fuck (30+ generally)
Mish: Short for missionary (sex position)
Mohawk: Thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP: Massage parlor
MP: Multiple penetrations (all three orifices in combinations)
MP: Multiple pops (see MSOG)
MSOG: Multiple shots on goal (multiple orgasms for the client)
Non-pro: Non-professional provider
NQNS: Non-quitter, non-spitter. Provider who’ll complete a BJ and swallow
NSA: No strings attached
O-Levels: Oral sex (primarily used in the UK)
Outcall: Appointment where the provider goes to see the client
OWO: Oral without a condom
OWOTC: Oral w/o condom to completion
P2P: Privates to privates (uncovered rubbing of penis on the vagina w/o penetration)
Papasan: Male manager of a massage parlor
Party: Term used for session with a brothel prostitute
Party Hat: Condom
Pearl Necklace: Cumming on her neck, above her boobs, etc.
PIV: Penis in vagina
PM: Prostate massage
PO: Phone operator (for making appointments)
PS: Private show (dance)
PSE: Porn star experience (aggressive, rough sex w/ CIF/COF, Greek, etc.)
PSO: Phone Sex Operator
Punter: British term for client
PYT: Pretty young thing
Raincoat: Condom
RC: Reverse cowgirl (sex position)
Reverse Massage: Client massages escort
Rimming: Analingus
ROB: Rip-Off Bitch (escort who steals money w/o service)
Roman Shower: Vomit play
RPG: Role-playing games
Russian: Titty fucking
Sandwich: Two girl duo w/ a male client
SC: Strip club
Self-Service: Client masturbates
SOG: Shot on goal (one release)
South of the Border: Referring to the genital region
SP: Service provider
Spanish: Ass-to-mouth oral sex
Spinner: Very thin, petite girl
Starfish: The anus, or a girl who is unresponsive in bed
STD: Sexually transmitted disease
SW: Sex worker, or Street walker
Teabagging: Man squats down and dips his balls in partner’s mouth
TG: Transgender
TLC: Tender loving care
TLD: Topless lap dance
Tossing Salad: Analingus
Trip to the Islands: Greek (anal sex)
TOFTT: Take one for the team (see a new, non-reviewed provider)
TP: Triple penetration (cock in the ass, cunt, and mouth simultaneously)
TS: Transsexual
TUMA: Tongue up my ass
TV: Transvestite
Uncovered: Without a condom
UTF: Untranslated French (BBBJ)
UTR: Under the radar (an escort who doesn’t publicly promote herself)
Watersports (W/S): Pee play
Without: Without a condom
YMMV: Your mileage (experience) may vary
Filed under: Calgary Escorts